My life has become a happenstance of work and school and life.
paying bills and being snubbed by bills that would suck the dirt off of a lawn mower.
I was without a computer for a month.
Now I have one. God damn it is loud.
Work at """""SAMS CLUB""""" is, well....fuck its a menial retail job.
I ask people if they need help, and feed them bullshit about how great out products are.
People fucking smell bad.
A few suggestions to the masses:
If you have not brushed your teeth lately, do. I dont want to smell your rank ass fucking breath.
No, Sams Club does not sell DELLS. Only fucking DELL sells """DELL""" products.
Take a fucking shower.
Maybe even anti-persprint.
Quit asking me if I know anything about the products, I fucking sell them dont I?
No, flirting with me when your a drunk, unattractive 40 year old housewife is not amusing, and will surely not get you some lovin'. Just because your husbands a fucking slob of a drunk piece of shit doesnt mean you can mack on me. Youre gross and most likely have herpes.
I am taking two classes at school. I have decided on a Human Resources Management Degree. I will most likely use that as a pre-law. My classes are:
Intro To Microsoft Office: Holy fucking hell. My first assignment?
1. Create a microsoft word document with clip art.
2. Create a microsoft word document with expanded clip art.
3. Create a microsoft word document with clip art and wrap around text.
Whoah. Hold on there. I do not know if I can finish this in a week....
Business Writing: Creating Memos using a microsoft word TEMPLATE. Surely I jest? No.
The apartment is still a piece of shit. My negro neighbors are now reasonably quiet. Now I will not have to call a clan meeting.
Fuck this place. Only nine more months until I am set free from this womb of leaking toilets and shitty carpet.